117 Hilarious Wi-Fi Names for Your Home Router and Network

117 Funny Wi-Fi Names for Network SSIDs

What is the best name for Wi-Fi? Router humour is subjective, so we'll cover as wide a variety of ideas as we can. Hopefully, you'll find at least one or two funny SSID names that really stick out:

  1. Mom Use This One
  2. I Now Declare You Husband and Wi-Fi
  3. Benjamin FrankLAN
  4. Keep It On The Download
  5. Martin Router King
  6. John Wilkes Bluetooth
  7. Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
  8. Bill Wi the Science Fi
  9. I Believe Wi Can Fi
  10. Tell My Wi-Fi Love Her
  11. No More Mister Wi-Fi
  12. LAN Solo
  13. The LAN Before Time
  14. Silence of the LANs
  15. House LANister
  16. Winternet Is Coming
  17. Every Day I'm Buffering
  18. The Ping in the North
  19. This LAN Is My LAN
  20. Get Off My LAN
  21. The Promised LAN
  22. Winter WonderLAN
  23. The LAN Down Under
  24. FBI Surveillance Van 4
  25. Area 51 Test Site
  26. Drive-By Wi-Fi (for automobile hotspot)
  27. Planet Express (for automobile hotspot)
  28. Wu Tang LAN
  29. Darude LANstorm
  30. Never Gonna Give You Up
  31. Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wi-Fi
  32. Loading…
  33. Searching…
  34. VIRUS.EXE
  35. Virus-Infected Wi-Fi
  36. Starbucks Wi-Fi
  37. Text ###-#### for Password
  38. Wi-Fi Art Thou Romeo
  39. Yell ____ for Password
  40. The Password Is 1234
  41. The Password Is Gullible
  42. Panic At The Cisco
  43. Chance the Router
  44. Lord of the Ping
  45. Ludwig WAN Beethoven
  46. LAN Morrison
  47. Free Public Wi-Fi
  48. No Free Wi-Fi Here
  49. Get Your Own Damn Wi-Fi
  50. It Hurts When IP
  51. Linksys Lohan
  52. Dora the Internet Explorer
  53. 404 Wi-Fi Unavailable
  54. Porque-Fi
  55. Titanic Syncing
  56. Test Wi-Fi Please Ignore
  57. Drop It Like It's Hotspot
  58. Life in the Fast LAN
  59. Wi of the Figer
  60. The Creep Next Door
  61. Ye Olde Internet
  62. Spider-Man’s World Wide Web
  63. Skynet
  64. Router? I Hardly Know Her
  65. Obi-WAN Kenobi
  66. Rebellious Amish Family
  67. Byte Me
  68. Nacho Wi-Fi
  69. All Your Bandwidth Belong to Us
  70. Troy and Abed in the Modem
  71. I Can Haz Wireless?
  72. Wi-Fi Network? Why Not Zoidberg?
  73. America's Next Top Modem
  74. Connecto Patronum
  75. Where the Wild Pings Are
  76. AOL Dial-up
  77. The LAN of the Free
  78. Marty McWi-Fi
  79. No Laughing Router
  80. Routers Of The Lost Ark
  81. The Wi-Fi Must Go On
  82. Wi-Fight The Inevitable
  83. I'm Under Your Bed, FEAR ME!
  84. Totally Not a Virus
  85. The Joker's Wi-Fi Network
  86. Hide Yo Network, Hide Yo Wi-Fi
  87. Please Connect for Identity Theft
  88. It Burns When IPs
  89. Ye Olde Internet Cafe
  90. I Think Therefore I am…On The Internet
  91. Wi-Fi? I Hardly Knew Her!
  92. Network Not Found
  93. No Wi-Fi for You!
  94. MyOwnPrivateNetwork
  95. The Matrix Has You
  96. Trying to Connect…
  97. LAN of Milk & Honey
  98. No Signal Detected
  99. Searching for Wi-Fi Network…
  100. Network Connection Lost
  101. Wi-Fi? More Like Bye-Fi!
  102. 99 Problems But WiFi Ain't One
  103. God Is Our Rock. He'll Protect Your Data
  104. Feel The Sting Of My 802.11ac!
  105. Carpe Diem
  106. Hasta la Vista, Baby
  107. Is it Safe?
  108. Searching for Vibranium
  109. May the Password be With You
  110. NotTheWifiYoureLookingFor
  111. SeriousLAN
  112. Virus Infected Wi-Fi
  113. Malware Repository
  114. Skynet Global Defense Network
  115. Mom Click Here for Internet
  116. Taco Wi-Fi Truck
  117. Connection Failed Unexpectedly

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